Kevin, I rescued the two rabbits, along with the two cats. You're such a pathetic boozed-up shithead that you can't appreciate anything good or worthwhile in this life. Just re-read your pathetic commentary below. And bells blues, aka Chopper, is now going on his own two-day binge-drinking adventure, much to Sharon's dismay. You two truly are soulmates and deserve each other. So between Jonesie and Chopper, which one is the top and which one is the bottom. Or are you both versatile?
Well thats it, I`ve been found out. There`s no getting one past you is there, regular inch high private eye. Since you have cleverly `sussed` me Phil, I would like to take the oportunity to ask that you keep your posts directed at me and leave my happily married wife of over twenty years out of it. You don`t know Sharon so how dare you publish her name anywhere on any site. So your latest line of attack to Jonsie and I is to try and fabricate stories about our marital relationships,, good god, please find some new material Phil as this is all starting to get a little boring.
Listen mate, just because you have some perverted obsession with small furry animals, there`s no need to be embarresed. If you feel the need to deflect the attention to this by posting slanderous statements about the state of our marriages and drinking problems that is rather poor wouldn`t you agree. Maybe all those LSD trips you bragged about are finally coming back to haunt you, flashbacks can be very disconcerting I`m sure. Do the right thing Phil and go and seek some professional help for your condition......who knows it may just be a simple adjustment of doosage that will get these manic attacks of yours back in control. If after consultation with your doctor you are still having trouble and are desperate for a solution my offer of pushing you off a bridge still stands.......no no, don`t thank me.....its probably the most humane option available.
Oh, and by the way, was just showing the wife some of your posts and accusations leveled at me, funnily enough she thinks your a wanker too! No real suprise there though, she always has been a good judge of charector.
signed CHOPPER
Last edited by bells blues; February 24th, 2010 at 05:59 PM.
Reason: no reason, just thought it polite like the rest of my post
Head in a box, I seem to remember you telling us about living in the Castro in San Fran, isn't Castro the hardcore Gay capital of the world? Also, I can never remember any talk of you ever having a girlfriend, wife, significant other, partner, Ex or otherwise. Chopper though clearly a strong handsome Brute of a man, really aint my type. I like women you see, always did. However its my contention that there is no shame in not liking girls, and I'll take it even further by stating here and now, that as far as I'm concerned, love between a man and a consenting four legged friend (just as long as its not mine) is just dandy. Especially when considering a man such as yourself without any discernable charm, wit or a remotely likeable personality. It makes perfect sense. Whatever floats your boat man, knock yourself out, Judge not, lest ye be judged yourself and all that Jazz. JUST KEEP IT INDOORS OK? I mean, I personally wouldn't fuck my pets, or anybody elses for that matter, call me a weirdo if you will, but hey thats just me. One thing I am curious about though, are they female rabbits, or are they Gay too? I think a good move for you, would be to visit the Zoo, rub salt into your bunghole, then stick your arse through the bars of the aardvark cage. I honestly think it would instantly improve your mood 100%, it might even take you back to those good old days in San Francisco.
You will be pleased to note, that I did as you asked and re-read my comment below and I think you may have a point, it was pathetic. When your right, your right. I shouldn't have held back so much. Next time I wont be so nice, and I'll definitely try to hold off on the sugar coating, its just not me. However, you still haven't told us the identity of these mystery NYC Blues you chatted too. I must say, It was very big of them to canvass you to change your opinion on their home. After calling the Hatter a Shithole (having never set foot in the place) not 24 hours earlier, I would have thought like Jim, Darryl, Baz, Lee, Brit babi and myself, they would have been livid. Instead these gentle souls,took the time to chat to you, like Sky Blue Clad Jehovahs Witnesses'. How convincing they must have been, with you NOW declaring yourself a firm supporter of our wonderful home. Please tell me how the conversation went, just like your fluffy little playmates/Longtime Companions, I'm all ears.
You can paint Chopper and I as anything you want to. The only guys reading this, know who we are. Its also fair to assume, that by now, they know who you are too. A sad little lock in, billy no mates, spewing poison at the world from the safety of your 2 rabbit town. Furious because no body notices you, and those that do, deem you an irrelevent loser, further fanning those flames of clinically insane hatred. We have all been fucked over after trying to reach out to you in the past. It wont happen again. Do us all a favour and move on, its obvious nobody wants you here. Try and reinvent yourself for the next place you land. If you haven't already, take Lee's suggestion and stick those Rabbits up your arse. You could change your name to Warren (No offence intended Michael).
Last edited by Jonesie; February 25th, 2010 at 11:08 PM.
Reason: It still feels a little sugar coated.
Levets, not a big deal. Let's just say Phil has tried to stir up trouble on this site and our sister Mad Hatter site (as he has done on many other sites). The only person who has a problem is Phil. The lads are just letting him know how much his words of wisdom are appreciated by us. I have tried hard but I still haven't been able to find any of the NYC Blues that Phil claims he talked to - and I know most if not all NYC Blues - so that should tell you something about our man Phil.
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