Mad Ratter references

[tetsujin]

Here's a suggestion for Michael, Donny and the others here: stop allowing the posting of adverts for the Mad Ratter forum site. It's fallen prey to massive spamming attacks and it only became a temporary success due to the hyper-parasitical escapades of NYC's most notorious house painter (after Sean Hannity, of course!).

[tetsujin]

Well, I be durned !!! Kevin Jones has just come out with this little chestnut of an announcement on the Mad Ratter "blister" site:

"Well having made the International pages competely vanish this week, I had little choice but to nominate myself for this weeks Golden Ball Bag. However a last minute entrant seems to have usurped my position of most deserving. Please cast your eyes over to our Sister Site mcfcnyc.org and you will see that an old friend has chosen to raise his malevolent little head out of his rancid hole again. Picture this poor wretch, furiosly typing away with all the insane nastiness his medication, or lack of, will allow. Watching this twisted ball of hate implode is more riviting than an episode of 24.
I hereby nominate Physcomental Dildo for this weeks Neville."

Now, that's a mouthful, is it not? I want to ask, no, implore all of you here to journey over there to cast a vote for me for Joneswheeze's "Neville" award. You know, I am reminded that many years ago, a wise old man explained to me that "...an insult from a lunatic is, in relative terms, a COMPLIMENT."

Thanks for the free PR, Kevin, but I stopped viewing "24" very early on in Season 4, as I realized I was too tired of seeing the same plot formula played out, again and again. Best spy series of all time has to be "The Prisoner" which I remember viewing here in the States back in the late 60's, when I was a very wee lad. I've seen part of "The Sandbaggers" and will soon view the rest - very, very well-written stuff. "Alias" was phenomenal for the first three seasons, but suffered terribly when J.J. Abrams went over to work on "Lost." And Spooks (MI-5 in the States) is another terrific series, although I think it's run its course after so many seasons and players.

[tetsujin]

I would be willing, however, to return to the 24-viewing fold for an episode or two if it meant I could see Jack Bauer die. It would almost be like putting a horse with a broken leg out of its misery.

[grandsolo_blue]

On that note, I'd like to invite everyone to the Mad Hatter for every MCFC match live. It's a lovely place and any true Blue will feel right at home.

[Bazza]

Tetsujin we all meet up in the Hatter to watch the games, that is MCFCNYC Supporters Club members do. Not encouraging fellow blues and fellow members to join us to watch the games would be a little weird would it not?

[Jonesie]

I am also reminded many years ago, a wise old man explained to me that a grown man who puts on plays with his Rabbits shouldn't be calling anyone a lunatic. Give it a rest grasshopper you fucking idiot.

[tetsujin]

Thanks for the reply, Kevin. Still out all-night stumbling around Manhattan in your latest drunken stupor? Fer chrissakes, find a meeting, get a sponsor, get clean-and-sober and start acting like a real husband to your poor suffering wife.

[Jonesie]

Wow, is that it? A whole day to come up with that? Its not like you have ever been a match for me, but I at least expected something better than that. Shit you're more of a wanker than I even thought you were, this isn't even sport anymore its like shooting fish in a barrel. Find another site sonny, you aint ready to play with the grown ups yet. Maybe you should practice on your Rabbits for a couple of years. I believe Floppsy and Moppsy are quite the satirists.

[britbabi24]

Jonesie, you want me to sort him out for you, seems like he may be a better match for a girl!

[Jonesie]

Judging by the silence, and the lack of a lame rebuttal Brit, I think we may have seen the last of the Rabbit Man of Sarcremento. If there was any thing good to come out of this, it was the the way we all came together and defended the Hatter. Lets hope this slimey turd who hasn't ever set foot in the place, has put off any real Blues from visiting us in our GREAT home here in NY.